The Fourth of July celebrates not just Independence Day but the enduring genius and wisdom of our Founding Fathers. Fathers  -- as in men.

Two hundred and thirty four years later, what best exemplifies the American man?

A) A billion-dollar basketball player?

B) The fans who get a little carried away?

C) The policeman who has to control them?

B) A fashion plate of frou-frou?

C) A Marine who loved "the Lord, his family and his  country"?

D) A president who is driving the country over a cliff?